barumonster:

Oh good, now I have a word for it.

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

becausebirds:

Shake what your momma gave ya

sherrocked:

todayis-nevertoolate:

little-uno:

thatstoomainstream:

It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

This may have just changed my life.

This is the best thing I’ve ever read.

This is the post which helped me beat anorexia.

paramorre:

endless list of flawless people - joshua dun

"You wait around for 22 hours in a day for 2 hours on stage. That’s what it’s about, the time that you have in a room full of people to share songs with them and see if they resonate with others."

zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

jackalltimelow:

Jesus christ

chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

Fight it, take the pain, ignite it, tie a noose around your mind loose enough to breathe fine and tie it to a tree, tell it, “You belong to me, This ain’t a noose, this is a leash, and I have news for you, you must obey me.

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.

(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info

thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…

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